Until my reproductive rights are restored, I will only be engaging in sexual activity with women 😌
Hinke Schreuders, Story of O (she no longer felt anything), 2016, embroidery on fabric
finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said "club penguin" and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film
idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
They are both the same color
They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey
Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat
his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey
Fanfic writers really said "in any universe, in any scenario, despite any obstacle, these people would love each other" and I think that's very cool of us
“you’re so polite with your sadness. you don’t want to ruin this for anyone.”
— — Silas Melvin, from “Twenty,” Grit
I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way.
Gillian Flynn, from Dark Places
How slow life is, how violent hope is.
Guillaume Apollinaire, from “Mirabeau Bridge,” Alcools